Can I join you?
[FUCK YEAH YOU CAN GO KILL OFF YOUR OCS IT’S A MASSACRE PARTY TONIGHT]
[I HATE EVERYTHING I DON’T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE I’M KILLING CHARACTERS TONIGHT]
IM SCREAMING THE EPILOGUE NO BABY NO
[ohyes. guess whose app I’ve been hoarding I dare you]
astrid’s door is locked.
[she won’t answer if you knock. she won’t answer her phone either. even pressing your ear to the door doesn’t help—there’s no noise you can make out on the other side.
good luck catching her before she’s gone
if she’s not already]
[grab some popcorn and take a seat friends bc astrid’s got a hell of a r3 hidden under the cut!!
link for the epilogue is at the bottom of the post~]
my poor excuse to show the golden trio
I’m gomen for the horrible injustice and horrible cameos
[sCREECHING STEAL HER WHENEVER YOU LIKE]
[cries final fic word count at 2.3k
I’ve written shorter papers jfc]
[//whispers astrid’s r3 fic is gonna be out tomorrow
the draft is currently 1.5k words. prepare yourselves.]